croik: (Squeee)
HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS!! I SAW DRAGONBALL!!

THE MOVIE!!!!

I think it's pretty safe to say that just about everyone expected it to be a horrible movie, and everyone was not wrong. It was pretty much the strangest thing I've seen in a long while (and that says a lot considering I rented Baghead). But rather than walking out of the theatre hating it, TK and I were more bewildered than anything. It just might be the least offensive bad movie ever.

It was actually a lot like watching the old live action Super Mario bros. The movie tells you "this is Goku" and "this is Bulma" and you believe them because he can use chi and she has some blue in her hair, but beyond that there's very little resemblance. Movie!Goku is nooooothing like DBZ's Goku (not to mention his horrible acting on top of a painful script) but I can't be mad about it because the whole creation makes no sense anyway, so what would be the point of outrage?

It all adds up to the movie being entertaining in a train wreck way and I highly recommend seeing it if you can con someone into buying your ticket for you or are horrifically bored.
croik: (Squeee)
This year on CR we wanted to do something that was funny, but would actually trick more people than WHAT A!? did last year (since everyone enjoyed Kyle, but I only got ONE angry email). This year, we instead announced that CR would from now on be Apollo Justice only, and I removed/hid all the Phoenix-arc related material.

Got more angry emails this time 8D

And because I love you, here are a few of the ones I enjoyed the most! )

Oh CR. Don't ever change.
croik: (Pwnd)
I have my very own hate thread :D

http://pics.livejournal.com/croik/pic/00004f9x

(a cap, because it's been deleted)

OH NOES, HOW WILL I RECOVER FROM THESE PAINFUL AND GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT INSULSTS~~~~~!?

;_;

Oh, I know.

Anyone see the Devil May Cry anime? The first episode was kinda stock "First ep of an action anime" but at least the style is pretty damn cool. Love love love the little Dante smirk when he showed up at the opera.

Though I was kind if disappointed that Dante shed all his DMC1 gooberness and is now just pure badass. Which, hey, I love badass. But none of the DMC products ever since the first game have been able to capture that original Dante character that made it so entertaining (DMC2 was so dull and DMC3 was so over the top cocky bitch kid. There is a middle ground!)

Though I'm actually looking forward to seeing Trish and Lady. Should be interesting <3

Also, Darker Than Black. Why is there not a Contractor that's compelled to masturbate after using his/her power? Has this been addressed in fanfic yet? Someone get on this, please.

I'm off to enjoy my internet fame~~~~

EDIT: IT GETS BETTER!!!!!

My vagina is full of centipedes!!!!

100% true, seriously.

What makes it exceptionally awesome is that I'm almost positive:

1) Katsuya Kaiba made it. Oh Katsuya, how I heart you. (btw Phoenix Wright would never do that :OOOOOOO)
2) Every one of the people who claim to hate me, in both these instances and otherwise, still come to Court Records (if not the forum). In fact, I KNOW everyone in the first hate thread do. Half of them are even still responding to me there as if I didn't catch them! They can't resist the lure of shiny shiny sprites.

Kind of like the Iraq war, really. Don't like, but you sure can't leave. OH SNAP, THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT ME!!! D:

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