croik | SNAAAAAAKE! A SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

So I got MGS3. It hasn't...blown me away yet, but I'm interested. Camo sucks, it's clumsy and it doesn't work (90%, in the grass, and the bastard still spotted me??? The hell??) But I like eating.

Here are my impressions, 3 hours in, non spoiler but I cut them anyway, just in case:

I'm not a pantywaist. You're a pantywaist, pantywaist.

Ha ha, you got me.

Bring back Mei Ling!!

Mmm, frog.

FLAT ON YOUR BACK, BIYAAATCH!!

Wait, is--AHHHH OMG EWWW DON'T!!! AIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

Damn right they're Cuban.

BOOBIES!! <3333

Back for more, I see. *fixes hair*

SNAKE IS DEAD

And thus, my adventures. So far, nothing has happened to completely undo my tentative Metal Gear fanfiction plans, which...damnit, means I don't yet have an excuse not to write it. We'll see...

Now I need to make an icon.