THIS JUST IN

OTACON IS LIKE SNAKE'S GAY SIDEKICK.

.....IN A PLATONIC WAY.

http://mp.i-revo.jp/user.php/kp-ryan/entry/79.html

(listen to around 13:00)

Also, David, maybe you've forgotten, but there IS a game where Big Boss and Solid Snake come face to face. It's called....Metal Gear. The first one. I feel sleep? Ring any bells? :D

But I still love you <3 <3 <3

2007 is taking too long to get rolling. Between Hobohodo, Scruff!Dante, and Old!Snake, I think my ovaries are going to implode by Q4.