DON'T SHAVE MY HEAD, BRO!!!

Oh man, Top Chef all-stars! I've watched every season (season 1 only in reruns, unfortunately) and I'm really excited to see everyone back. So much lulz to be had already. Especially Elia and Fabio lecturing about chefs behaving with maturity followed by "DUN CRITTERSIZE MEEEE!!" aha aha aha!

Seriously guys, I said it then and I'll say it now: maturity is not slamming another chef's dish to the diners when he's in the other room. It's not accusing him of cheating without proof. It's not threatening to beat him when he moves something you left out. And it's not shaving heads!! Chrissake.

It's not hiding in the back room because you're afraid of critique either, OOOH SNAP, CRY MOAR.

So hell yeah, Team Marcel. I don't care if he's obnoxious, he's got Woverine hair. Alas, I am torn, because I'm also rooting for Richard, Carla, Dale (season 3), and Tiffani (season 1).

God I hope the season winners all come back to taunt them. How awesome would that be??

[FIC] The Helix Trap Chapter 5/19

During my lunch break I doodled out a rough outline for this fic, and right now it's looking to end up at 18 chapters. At my current rate of posting that means it won't be finished until March. But according to the folks at inceptanon2 the fandom will be DEAD by February. Will I then be a zombie!?!?

One can only hope.

EDIT: LOL we were all wrong, apparently.

Fandom: Inception
Title: The Helix Trap
Chapter: 5/19 (5,796 words) (For other parts please check my My main post)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Eames/Robert, Arthur/Ariadne, Cobb, Yusuf, Saito, Browning, and others.
Warnings: Violence, sexual content.
Disclaimer: These characters and setting do not belong to me and are being used without permission but for no profit
Summary: After the Inception proves successful, Eames tracks down Robert out of concern for its unusual side effects. Meanwhile, Arthur is hired to a dangerous job that forces the rest of the team to take sides: whether to defend Robert and his fragile mind, or ruin him completely.
Notes: C&C Welcome and appreciated. To my beta, chypie, thanks for your input!

( In which Yusuf speaks with made up words so we know he's actually doing chemistry, fo srs )

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