My penis is SO huge right now
Dec. 21st, 2004 11:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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greekhoop reduces you to age 7. Be advised XD XD (*is still talking funny*)
I just got back from a weekend of teh awesome withgreekhoop, eag, and newly met _grayswandir_. There was pocky, Metal Gear, Best Pie Evah, Cacti, Meep, River Dance, Cussing Cuckoos, Hookah (The Peach, most definately not The Reefer), and the slashiest wrestling matches in history all packed into one five day excursion. OMG is that LEGAL?? If you want a more sensical recounting of events, might want to try eag's journal XD.
Oh, and I flew home next to a hot guy who accepts candy from strangers (namely ME).
It was a blast. I miss you guys already! <333
In the meantime, allow me to share the adventures of:
MGS3 And The Noob - Spoilers.
So we played through MGS3 this weekend, mostly all in one sitting, to show_grayswandir_ the glory that is Volgin's Cock. I mean, Metal Gear. Seeing someone's first reactions to Teh Best Game Evah is truly a rewarding experience. Within minutes our estute little noob proclaimed Ocelot "Oh my god so gay, someone make him stop" and soon afterwards The Fear as "the Jesus Lizard." We squeed and awwwed and laughed our asses off. But my favorite part was:
Us: "And then Volgin grabbed him by the balls. Gave him a nice good squeeze. Then beat the crap out of him."
Her: "..."
Us: "She thinks we're joking. She doesn't think that could possibly happen in a video game."
Volgin grabbing him by the balls: *happens*
And also....
The Boss: "This scar is the proof that I was once a mother."
*flashblack*
The Boss: "I need a C-section! Someone get this baby out!"
The Sorrow: "Ahh! *panics* Where's the baby? *cut cut* Is this the baby??"
The Boss: "No...that's my lung. Put it back."
The Sorrow: "...Oh."
Though nothing can best...
The Great Cobra Unit Soap Opera
Once upon a time there was The Cobra Unit (A.K.A Jane, Jesus, Piere, Zeus, Borris, and Tolstoy). The Fear was in love with The Joy. But The Joy loved The Sorrow, and that made him sad. But he still offered his tongue to clean their newborn baby on the battlefield, being without the presence of anything else suitable.
Meanwhile, The Pain and The Fury were both smokin' hawt and madly in luv. But then The Fury went up to space and came back charred bacon. The Pain couldn't love him anymore because of his hideous scars and broke up with him. Then, guilt-ridden and sad, in his distraction fired a bee bomb in his own face. And became ugly, too. But by then The Fury couldn't figure out how to get out of his suit, so they could not become lovers EVAH AGAIN. Not that The Pain wanted him anymore. He had a little self respect left.
And while that was happening, The End told baby Ocelot bedtime stories:
The End: "Back in...1823...I shot a guy in the head...with my gun...and his brain matter...exploded."
Teeny Ocelot: *wide-eyed and terrified in the dark*
Thus, the Deadly COBRA UNIT!!!!
Holy crap I think I'm done. Cya~
greekhoop reduces you to age 7. Be advised XD XD (*is still talking funny*)I just got back from a weekend of teh awesome with
greekhoop, eag, and newly met _grayswandir_. There was pocky, Metal Gear, Best Pie Evah, Cacti, Meep, River Dance, Cussing Cuckoos, Hookah (The Peach, most definately not The Reefer), and the slashiest wrestling matches in history all packed into one five day excursion. OMG is that LEGAL?? If you want a more sensical recounting of events, might want to try eag's journal XD.Oh, and I flew home next to a hot guy who accepts candy from strangers (namely ME).
It was a blast. I miss you guys already! <333
In the meantime, allow me to share the adventures of:
MGS3 And The Noob - Spoilers.
So we played through MGS3 this weekend, mostly all in one sitting, to show
_grayswandir_ the glory that is Volgin's Cock. I mean, Metal Gear. Seeing someone's first reactions to Teh Best Game Evah is truly a rewarding experience. Within minutes our estute little noob proclaimed Ocelot "Oh my god so gay, someone make him stop" and soon afterwards The Fear as "the Jesus Lizard." We squeed and awwwed and laughed our asses off. But my favorite part was:Us: "And then Volgin grabbed him by the balls. Gave him a nice good squeeze. Then beat the crap out of him."
Her: "..."
Us: "She thinks we're joking. She doesn't think that could possibly happen in a video game."
Volgin grabbing him by the balls: *happens*
And also....
The Boss: "This scar is the proof that I was once a mother."
*flashblack*
The Boss: "I need a C-section! Someone get this baby out!"
The Sorrow: "Ahh! *panics* Where's the baby? *cut cut* Is this the baby??"
The Boss: "No...that's my lung. Put it back."
The Sorrow: "...Oh."
Though nothing can best...
The Great Cobra Unit Soap Opera
Once upon a time there was The Cobra Unit (A.K.A Jane, Jesus, Piere, Zeus, Borris, and Tolstoy). The Fear was in love with The Joy. But The Joy loved The Sorrow, and that made him sad. But he still offered his tongue to clean their newborn baby on the battlefield, being without the presence of anything else suitable.
Meanwhile, The Pain and The Fury were both smokin' hawt and madly in luv. But then The Fury went up to space and came back charred bacon. The Pain couldn't love him anymore because of his hideous scars and broke up with him. Then, guilt-ridden and sad, in his distraction fired a bee bomb in his own face. And became ugly, too. But by then The Fury couldn't figure out how to get out of his suit, so they could not become lovers EVAH AGAIN. Not that The Pain wanted him anymore. He had a little self respect left.
And while that was happening, The End told baby Ocelot bedtime stories:
The End: "Back in...1823...I shot a guy in the head...with my gun...and his brain matter...exploded."
Teeny Ocelot: *wide-eyed and terrified in the dark*
Thus, the Deadly COBRA UNIT!!!!
Holy crap I think I'm done. Cya~
