Who's a whats-it now!?
Sep. 22nd, 2005 03:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
croikI got this email in my box this morning from someone I've never heard of. It's very odd--I have no idea what this person is talking about. I can't even tell if s/he's insulting me or not. Can anyone make sense of this blah?
Croik,
Nice to know you. I go by ********, but since we're on mutual wavelengths, ***. would do fine. I read the Ryoko disaster and cannot begin to tell you what you already know ('cause, that would be pointless). Whatever drove any higher-power to give people the confidence they'd need to pursue their every dream, and then think it was freakin' hysterical to just go ahead and give 'em some more, had about as much to drink as the story had to list. (Whiskey: four out of five Universal Deities prefer.) Therefore, I give you something you should never be without or have to little of, and you know it: I offer my services as a commenator to any and all writings that require the satirycal Jaws of Life to pry the death away from the poor innocent souls that even conceive to read it. There may be less activity in certain media outlets (such as Cowboy Bebop based yaoi/yuri) these days, but God only knows these tireless creatures of farce are out there, just waiting for the perfect moments to spring. Yep, I'm going to lock my door. Please reply as soon as you can, and one more thing: I'm seeking a fanfic based on Session #13 - Jupiter Jazz: Part II. It's a fan's alternate ending to the episode, in which Gren and Vicious die together. I'm sure I'll locate it within the next 24 hours via Google, but just in case. Thank you for your time. And remember that with any mix of starch and bad literature, antacidscan end up being better than sex. But, hey, if you've got a potato thing.
Um, y'whatever.
~*****
Other than asking (poorly) for me to write a fic, wtf is this person trying to say!?!? O_o
Croik,
Nice to know you. I go by ********, but since we're on mutual wavelengths, ***. would do fine. I read the Ryoko disaster and cannot begin to tell you what you already know ('cause, that would be pointless). Whatever drove any higher-power to give people the confidence they'd need to pursue their every dream, and then think it was freakin' hysterical to just go ahead and give 'em some more, had about as much to drink as the story had to list. (Whiskey: four out of five Universal Deities prefer.) Therefore, I give you something you should never be without or have to little of, and you know it: I offer my services as a commenator to any and all writings that require the satirycal Jaws of Life to pry the death away from the poor innocent souls that even conceive to read it. There may be less activity in certain media outlets (such as Cowboy Bebop based yaoi/yuri) these days, but God only knows these tireless creatures of farce are out there, just waiting for the perfect moments to spring. Yep, I'm going to lock my door. Please reply as soon as you can, and one more thing: I'm seeking a fanfic based on Session #13 - Jupiter Jazz: Part II. It's a fan's alternate ending to the episode, in which Gren and Vicious die together. I'm sure I'll locate it within the next 24 hours via Google, but just in case. Thank you for your time. And remember that with any mix of starch and bad literature, antacidscan end up being better than sex. But, hey, if you've got a potato thing.
Um, y'whatever.
~*****
Other than asking (poorly) for me to write a fic, wtf is this person trying to say!?!? O_o
