Aaaaaaaand another meme

[croik]

I got this meme from greekhoop, and it looked like fun, so I'm doing it! And I used my real name, so don't click if you want the mystery preserved!!!

Type "[Your name] needs" (with quotation marks) into Google, then turn the results into a poll


1. Melanie needs an arena for excellence! (Exclamation mark mine)
2. Is there a reason Melanie needs to bargain her way down from "strong female"?

3. Melanie needs to practice the piano for 1/2. hour tonight. (Q_Q)

4. Melanie needs to become somewhat flexible and leave some of the pig headedness behind to make these books not only entertaining but more believable. (OMG WHY J00 FLAEM ME!?)

5. Melanie needs to tell Kevin how she feels when he doesn't listen.

6. Scarlett, you've got to stay, Melanie needs you.

7. Melanie needs an office intern (paid position). (Please come do my laundry and run this to the post office, 'kay?)

8. Melanie needs verbal reassurance that she is loved. (I'm wai~ting....)

9. Melanie needs to add in some servings of vegetables, fruit and milk products.

10. There's just one hitch Melanie needs to take care of before she gets hitched. (Like, finding a man....)

11. Melanie needs a DIVORCE. (That didn't last long)

12. Melanie needs a man's body. A dead man's body. (Did...I just kill my husband...?)

13. "Melanie needs a snappin'-young gator, not an ol' dawg like me."

14. Melanie needs to hang on to him to keep herself up, those lips have to weigh at least 10lbs! (O_o)

15. Melanie needs to get back to work. (>.> <.<)

16. Melanie needs to get her nose out of the cymbal polish bottle and smell the fresh, non-high-enducing air.

17. Melanie needs the swingaway joy stick in order to increase maneuverability.

18. Melanie needs a mini iPod for a present. (C'mon. I'm waiting)

19. Melanie needs to specify that erm, personal bits need to be modestly covered by the tail. (Rules for Furries to live by)

And lastly:

20. Melanie needs EXTRA ((((( HUGS))))) right now!


I'm waiting!!!!